A note I made on my phone, February 9, 2014, 10:17 PM:
"She looked short and uncertain, like an accordion in pajamas."
It's further noted that it's on page 53, so it's not some clever observation I made, it's something I read in a book.
I have no idea which book.
I've checked page 53 of several plausibly possible books. I feel like an accordion in pajamas.