Inky and tentacled
Apparently I will die of natural causes. How boring. I thought for sure it would be from a meteor crash or tripping over the electrical cord of a fan in the bathroom, falling into the bathtub full of water, at the same time that a rabid squirrel is running rampant through my house and knocks the fan into the bath, thus electrocuting me.
That sounds pretty natural to me.
Mine said natural causes too, which I assume means my personal nightmare will come true: there will be an earthquake, and I will be crushed beneath a bookcase.
Well, it seems that I'm going to be shot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.Some important person? Ha!
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